Grinning Like A Cheshire Cat

Yesterday I had to pick the gf up form her mum's house as they had bene out shopping, when I got there I played with my son for a bout 5 mins before catching up with what they had bene up to and buying etc, the gf told me she had had her breasts measured, I had asked her to do this as for the past couple of months i had noticed that they had got bigger, she then told me that she was now a 34DD, I just couldn't keep smiling and as the gf was teling me her mum went past just sniggering to herself, I think she knew I was going to like the good news. So last night I was smiling and it really started to get on her nerves, so I went to bed early to stop myself getting in to any more trouble.

Whilst having dinner last night I received this text

"To my 2 sons I am sorry to have let you down over recent times I deeply regret it love dad"

as you may or may not know my dad has had money problems and i also had to go bankjrupt because of it, I didn't loko at the message straight away as I find it impolite to text or phone at the dinner table when people are eating, so when we had finished, about 5 mins after getting it, I just started and didn't know what to do as the worse possible thought came in to my head, suicide. I didn't know what to do so I sent 2 texts in a row

"Dad don't worry about it. You ok?"
"Where are you"

My dad then replied
"yes ok"
"Up north again"

So me again
"Don't send text like that it scares the shit out of me"

Dad
"Why i am not silly or weak just thoughtful"

me
"OK just making sure you weren't doing anything silly"

Dad
"No sorry to have given that impression"

Me
"i'll forgive you, just don't sends ones like that again, it scared me"

Dad
"OK but I honestley did not mean to sound like that, I just know I have been a royal pain in the bum just lately and i'm sorry for that"

me
"You have been a little, but what are families for"

so after all of that I had a beer and calmed down and relaxed, my blood pressure is amlost back to normal and the colour has now returned to my cheeks.

Have a good weekend all, mine should be fun as the Ducthess(Mum) is staying this weekend and I have already got on the wrong side of my gf.